YOU KNOW YOU ARE A GYM JUNKIE IF…

1 When checking in you ask, “did the mailman dropped off my package”.
2 Claim a treadmill and attach all of your belongs to it.
3 Instead of bringing a towel use your neighbor’s.
4 When thirsty grab a drink from the pro shop and say “You got this, right!”
While you smile, wink at the clerk and walk away.
5 Your gym bag has wheels on it.
6 At lunch time you always say bring me the usual.
7 You give management a list of songs you prefer to listen to.
8 If tired take a nap on one of the work out benches.
9 Have all your calls transferred to the gym’s front desk.
10 When closing time comes around, you let the attendant know you will lock up.
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